SPORT TRUCK TECH TIP
Convert your bed into a swimming pool!
We all know the best thing about having a truck is being able to haul stuff around while you haul yourself around. But as the old saying goes, life can't be all work and no play. What better way to cure the worktime woes than turning your hardworking truck into an instant pool party!
Step 1:
Gather your materials
Go to the local hardware store and buy a 10x12-foot tarp. In fact, buy two just so your pool can be puncture-proof or stiletto-heel-proof.
Step 2:
Fabricate and fill
Line your truck bed with the tarps. Don't forget to secure the tarp to the bed with duct tape or tie-downs. Once it's all secured, fill the bed with water. This may take awhile if you're filling it with a garden hose. A fire hose would be quicker. Use this time to find chicks that might be willing to go for a short swim.
Step 3:
No peeing in the pool
Enjoy the water and the chicks! Keep your cooler stocked to the gills with cold beer and girly drinks, and you're all set. For less than 20 bucks, you'll have the most popular truck anywhere you go.
The Final Word
A sloppy bed is a surefire sign of a man who's lost his mojo, and we can't think of a worse affliction to have than no mojo. OK, maybe if you had malaria that would be worse, but your truck could still look cool. If you still can't figure out what to do with the bed of your truck by now, then you need some serious help. We suggest watching the entire catalog of Fall Guy episodes on DVD, and then get out to your garage and have some fun with your Sawzall!